








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 17% |
| Smokes | 367 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 332 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 229 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,312 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _stein | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Reinsch | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Thias | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Mack | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | lukas | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Fyndl | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | FreakOut | 29% | 14 |
| #11 | Same | 20% | 10 |
| #12 | Kima | 20% | 10 |
| #13 | Cheesemaster | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukas | 3 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | FreakOut | 2 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Same | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | # 'ma xx N' | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ElMel | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElMel | 43 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mack | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Reinsch | 13 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | Thias | 9 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kima | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thias | +7.55 | 55 | 76 |
| #2 | _stein | +7.26 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | Reinsch | +1.78 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | wonderboi | +1.58 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | ElMel | +0.51 | 55 | 67 |





