








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1093 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2875 | 29% |
| Smokes | 935 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4785 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1223 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,745,902 of utility $287 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 993 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Swamp | 51% | 140 |
| #11 | Fizz | 45% | 73 |
| #12 | uc | 43% | 92 |
| #13 | Mrwolf | 37% | 60 |
| #14 | aqua | 28% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratlosky is a glorper | +3.91 | 68 | 50 |
| #2 | lichy 𐂯 | +3.86 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | Kaczer | +2.97 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | fool | +2.39 | 59 | 45 |
| #5 | hampshter | +2.29 | 54 | 48 |





