








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1616 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2126 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2579 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,718,156 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaczer | 61% | 129 |
| #2 | meow ⌭⃟⃟ | 57% | 96 |
| #3 | Swamp | 57% | 98 |
| #4 | mobiusdyck | 56% | 108 |
| #5 | Ratlosky is a glorper | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaczer | +3.11 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | hampshter | +3.03 | 63 | 48 |
| #3 | Ratlosky is a glorper | +2.42 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | fool | +1.74 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | Fury | +1.26 | 79 | 55 |





