








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6949 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7136 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4176 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4009 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,567 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Door Snake ♿ | 57% | 182 |
| #2 | Leon | 52% | 90 |
| #3 | Boffe | 50% | 484 |
| #4 | Kebabriella | 47% | 497 |
| #5 | GRAPPO | 46% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kebabriella | 47% | 497 |
| #5 | GRAPPO | 46% | 203 |
| #6 | rölme | 46% | 52 |
| #7 | Playride | 45% | 71 |
| #8 | CHONKER | 45% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boffe | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Kebabriella | 13 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | CHONKER | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | GRAPPO | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Door Snake ♿ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boffe | 1086 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #2 | Kebabriella | 995 | 0.09 | 26 min |
| #3 | Door Snake ♿ | 440 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | GRAPPO | 307 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | CHONKER | 147 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boffe | +3.59 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Goffe | +1.95 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | Playride | +0.49 | 41 | 59 |
| #4 | Door Snake ♿ | +0.43 | 45 | 71 |
| #5 | GRAPPO | -0.37 | 59 | 61 |





