








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5201 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4261 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2949 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3579 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,875 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leany | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | fera;D | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | gladi xD | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Gringoos | 56% | 261 |
| #5 | ayz | 54% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | gladi xD | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Gringoos | 56% | 261 |
| #5 | ayz | 54% | 275 |
| #6 | molle.cs | 53% | 49 |
| #7 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Gringoos | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | molle.cs | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | fera;D | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gringoos | 911 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | ayz | 638 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | gladi xD | 105 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | molle.cs | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leany | +4.44 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | gladi xD | +1.39 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | molle.cs | +1.01 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | fera;D | +0.83 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Gringoos | +0.67 | 66 | 73 |





