








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1149 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1350 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 671 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,105 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loXe | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Medvepoc | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | Balogh | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | Csaboka | 49% | 103 |
| #5 | The Lord Commander | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Balogh | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | Csaboka | 49% | 103 |
| #5 | The Lord Commander | 45% | 71 |
| #6 | zsömle | 38% | 8 |
| #7 | FlexX | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Medvepoc | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Balogh | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | FlexX | 4 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | The Lord Commander | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | loXe | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balogh | 328 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Medvepoc | 205 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | The Lord Commander | 95 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | FlexX | 69 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | loXe | 64 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balogh | +6.48 | 95 | 74 |
| #2 | loXe | +2.13 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Medvepoc | +1.39 | 54 | 74 |
| #4 | FlexX | -0.29 | 65 | 76 |
| #5 | The Lord Commander | -0.45 | 52 | 47 |





