








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7056 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7272 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5679 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8674 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,187,353 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lord Commander | 56% | 116 |
| #2 | Medvepoc | 54% | 98 |
| #3 | FlexX | 53% | 178 |
| #4 | loXe | 52% | 298 |
| #5 | wh1mpZouKa | 52% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | wh1mpZouKa | 52% | 216 |
| #6 | KoByBEAST * -B- | 52% | 257 |
| #7 | Csaboka | 51% | 100 |
| #8 | Resi | 50% | 216 |
| #9 | nur` - RE | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlexX | 21 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | loXe | 16 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | nur` - RE | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Csaboka | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | KoByBEAST * -B- | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Resi | 1521 | 0.32 | 43 min |
| #2 | loXe | 1185 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #3 | KoByBEAST * -B- | 908 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | 499 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | FlexX | 459 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balogh | +2.84 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | Medvepoc | +0.57 | 57 | 73 |
| #3 | loXe | +0.56 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | Resi | +0.44 | 68 | 79 |
| #5 | KoByBEAST * -B- | -0.37 | 71 | 76 |





