








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2146 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1560 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2487 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $860,595 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlexX | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | loXe | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Balogh | 54% | 98 |
| #4 | nur` - RE | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | Csaboka | 51% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Balogh | 54% | 98 |
| #4 | nur` - RE | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | Csaboka | 51% | 79 |
| #6 | zsömle | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | The Lord Commander | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nur` - RE | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Balogh | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | loXe | 3 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | Csaboka | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | The Lord Commander | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balogh | 300 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | nur` - RE | 185 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | The Lord Commander | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | FlexX | 62 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | zsömle | 49 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balogh | +6.06 | 94 | 73 |
| #2 | loXe | +1.91 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Medvepoc | +0.96 | 58 | 76 |
| #4 | FlexX | +0.70 | 62 | 70 |
| #5 | The Lord Commander | -0.29 | 53 | 47 |





