








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 396 | 39% |
| Smokes | 238 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 114 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,859 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JRG | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Cornelius Hornswoggle | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Humble | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Cann0nball | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | ★KladySs★ | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ★KladySs★ | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | PLUSPUNKT o-('-'Q) | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | wunsen | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | JRG | 20% | 5 |
| #9 | oggy | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLUSPUNKT o-('-'Q) | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★KladySs★ | 29 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Humble | 15 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | PLUSPUNKT o-('-'Q) | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Cornelius Hornswoggle | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Cann0nball | 10 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JRG | +6.06 | 76 | 42 |
| #2 | wunsen | +3.90 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | PLUSPUNKT o-('-'Q) | +2.61 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Cann0nball | +0.65 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | Cornelius Hornswoggle | +0.50 | 42 | 48 |





