








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 987 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1128 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 561 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $282,478 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flomey | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | $lími | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | gunnni | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | d0ntOni | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | SVANSkY | 58% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Hulken :@ | 55% | 38 |
| #7 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | 53% | 47 |
| #8 | Krishna | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | Frændi | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | Jónascajones | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SVANSkY | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | d0ntOni | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Frændi | 1 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SVANSkY | 170 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | 163 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hulken :@ | 146 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | $lími | 86 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | gunnni | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SVANSkY | +3.38 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | $lími | +1.42 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | flomey | +0.76 | 75 | 76 |
| #4 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | +0.55 | 76 | 76 |
| #5 | Hulken :@ | +0.37 | 81 | 77 |





