








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1352 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1220 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1184 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,678 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | bRaKe | 58% | 77 |
| #7 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | 55% | 73 |
| #8 | gunnni | 54% | 59 |
| #9 | Jónascajones | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | Krishna | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRaKe | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | $lími | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | d0ntOni | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Krishna | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | 271 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hulken :@ | 201 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | bRaKe | 183 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | gunnni | 120 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | $lími | 119 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SVANSkY | +3.18 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | $lími | +1.06 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | flomey | +0.97 | 81 | 76 |
| #4 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | +0.48 | 76 | 75 |
| #5 | gunnni | +0.11 | 77 | 65 |





