








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3644 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3214 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2219 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2948 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $719,573 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ARMADA8D | 61% | 94 |
| #10 | pek$i | 60% | 159 |
| #11 | SamppA | 58% | 121 |
| #12 | sare | 58% | 26 |
| #13 | hynppi | 57% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pek$i | 436 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | SamppA | 285 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | hynppi | 282 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | SUS1 | 206 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #5 | ARMADA8D | 192 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijuls | +2.46 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | pek$i | +2.16 | 73 | 84 |
| #3 | ˢʰᵒᵒᵈⁱ | +2.06 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | holla atcha boyy | +1.35 | 58 | 77 |
| #5 | Gold Digger | +1.20 | 68 | 81 |





