








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Renown | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3093 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2120 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4819 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4751 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $603,400 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyuri bácsi | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | nCaw | Camyy | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | John | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Dr. | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Mistéc | 42% | 19 |
| #9 | Anzani | VΛCUUMΛIRS | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | ♥★Blondy♥★ | 37% | 38 |
| #11 | Szun97Dzsi ☁⚡ | 35% | 26 |
| #12 | Hey Apple | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyuri bácsi | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Dr. | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | xghostyx12 | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | nCaw | Camyy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Mr.X. | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. | 241 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | John | 146 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gyuri bácsi | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mistéc | 103 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | nCaw | Camyy | 78 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyuri bácsi | +1.76 | 46 | 62 |
| #2 | xghostyx12 | +0.63 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | +0.45 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | AXELF0X ☯ AWAKENING ❟❛❟ | +0.31 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | Hey Apple | -0.52 | 48 | 68 |





