








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 994 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 518 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 2,087 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8433 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6969 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7746 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6836 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,111,141 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nvr | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | ConflictBruh | 55% | 211 |
| #3 | Jobbie | 50% | 241 |
| #4 | .s | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | 🐺May🐺 | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | .s | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | 🐺May🐺 | 49% | 83 |
| #6 | Lundinho | 49% | 41 |
| #7 | Xerioon🐔 | 45% | 103 |
| #8 | 4M@ | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jobbie | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ConflictBruh | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | nvr | 9 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Xerioon🐔 | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | .s | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ConflictBruh | 816 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Xerioon🐔 | 381 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jobbie | 340 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | .s | 286 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | nvr | 200 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nvr | +2.90 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | .broliverxd | +1.98 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | Xerioon🐔 | +0.45 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | Jobbie | +0.10 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | ConflictBruh | -1.26 | 56 | 76 |





