








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2659 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2290 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1774 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2226 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,663 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | encore | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | jAw_sOmE | 69% | 52 |
| #3 | VSN | 63% | 114 |
| #4 | Juxtaism | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Lenny | 56% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Igel^ | 47% | 34 |
| #11 | BJENK | 46% | 41 |
| #12 | tomcrash | 46% | 24 |
| #13 | n♕iv | 45% | 20 |
| #14 | heizungauf5 | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | VSN | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | jAw_sOmE | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Peanutbutter @HoldTheDoor | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | BJENK | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | +2.90 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | jAw_sOmE | +2.31 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | VSN | +2.03 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | encore | +1.45 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | toan | +1.28 | 81 | 68 |





