








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3192 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2671 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2169 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2253 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,220 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Hansi Flick | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | Igel^ | 43% | 37 |
| #12 | Peanutbutter @HoldTheDoor | 42% | 81 |
| #13 | heizungauf5 | 33% | 46 |
| #14 | Lynx | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VSN | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | jAw_sOmE | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Peanutbutter @HoldTheDoor | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | toan | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Slar | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | +2.81 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | jAw_sOmE | +2.60 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | VSN | +1.77 | 76 | 74 |
| #4 | toan | +1.19 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | encore | +1.15 | 78 | 59 |





