








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2146 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1813 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1822 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2282 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,065 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKG™ | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | VSN | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | mdiN- | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | olikahn420 | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | 2kbambusleitung | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | mooZ^ | 46% | 114 |
| #18 | Lenny | 43% | 37 |
| #19 | PYRO | 43% | 21 |
| #20 | BJENK | 43% | 35 |
| #21 | Mckonsti | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooZ^ | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | lind | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | VSN | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Conrick | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | WEEDsFed|GER| | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooZ^ | 634 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #2 | Juxtaism | 352 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | lind | 297 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Conrick | 250 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | VSN | 192 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DragoNツ | +3.11 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | VSN | +2.97 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | Lenny | +2.39 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | Mckonsti | +2.38 | 92 | 63 |
| #5 | mdiN- | +2.24 | 70 | 71 |





