








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1291 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1282 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1093 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1031 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $461,550 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eidi | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | n7ght | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | BIG Glacier | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | mtd | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | $lími | 68% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gunnni | 59% | 75 |
| #8 | Hulken :@ | 50% | 10 |
| #9 | d0ntOni | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | SVANSkY | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0ntOni | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | $lími | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | mtd | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gunnni | 205 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | $lími | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | SVANSkY | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eidi | 28 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n7ght | +6.65 | 63 | 59 |
| #2 | SVANSkY | +3.20 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | Eidi | +2.34 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Haukur á rúgbrauðinu | +2.24 | 82 | 74 |
| #5 | gunnni | +1.72 | 79 | 68 |





