








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2135 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3132 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2005 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2332 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,459 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eM- | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Tummon | 57% | 86 |
| #3 | RossR | 55% | 131 |
| #4 | wingie | 54% | 178 |
| #5 | Big Knox | 53% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RossR | 55% | 131 |
| #4 | wingie | 54% | 178 |
| #5 | Big Knox | 53% | 96 |
| #6 | 0009HPB7000 | 53% | 78 |
| #7 | napG0D | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wingie | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #2 | RossR | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Tummon | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RossR | 1093 | 0.37 | 33 min |
| #2 | wingie | 743 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | Tummon | 307 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | 0009HPB7000 | 183 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Big Knox | 114 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RossR | +2.80 | 86 | 81 |
| #2 | SkidZ | +1.84 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | eM- | +1.63 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | wingie | -0.61 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Tummon | -0.71 | 78 | 61 |





