








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 181 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5911 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4668 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3280 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2759 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $831,618 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKZ | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | napG0D | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Tummon | 56% | 109 |
| #4 | SkidZ | 55% | 131 |
| #5 | wingie | 55% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tummon | 56% | 109 |
| #4 | SkidZ | 55% | 131 |
| #5 | wingie | 55% | 174 |
| #6 | 0009HPB7000 | 54% | 134 |
| #7 | Big Knox | 52% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wingie | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | Tummon | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wingie | 775 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | SkidZ | 405 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Tummon | 356 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | 0009HPB7000 | 272 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Big Knox | 117 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RossR | +3.65 | 84 | 79 |
| #2 | SkidZ | +1.50 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | NKZ | +0.43 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | Tummon | -0.64 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | wingie | -1.03 | 72 | 64 |





