








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1620 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1804 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1787 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1119 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,365 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmiliaBunny | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | oC21 | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | The Strongest | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | zaubermuenne | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | they see me rollin ♿ | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kataBa | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | oC21 | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | r33n | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | The Strongest | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kataBa | 407 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | r33n | 294 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | oC21 | 92 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | ricK | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | zaubermuenne | 71 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Strongest | +3.33 | 72 | 83 |
| #2 | EmiliaBunny | +2.91 | 69 | 79 |
| #3 | oC21 | +2.04 | 69 | 83 |
| #4 | zaubermuenne | +1.70 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | robpenheimer | +1.00 | 77 | 62 |





