








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 848 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2320 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4345 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6935 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5697 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,104,543 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1k | 26 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Steve Stifler | 24 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Zero | 22 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | MagicEagle90 | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ☠☣BLEEK☣☠ | 9 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve Stifler | 1472 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #2 | Zero | 1095 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #3 | MagicEagle90 | 953 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #4 | 乃ムℬムเʞɐ | 467 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | RvonA | 414 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toodels | +2.36 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | r1k | +1.88 | 61 | 54 |
| #3 | ♨BᴀMBᴀM♨ | +1.57 | 36 | 63 |
| #4 | P8riQt | +1.12 | 15 | 67 |
| #5 | ☠☣BLEEK☣☠ | +0.82 | 36 | 67 |





