








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1768 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 238 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 80,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24710 | 31% |
| Smokes | 18926 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 19629 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 17584 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,520,063 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠☣BLEEK☣☠ | 47% | 316 |
| #2 | RvonA | 45% | 293 |
| #3 | MagicEagle90 | 45% | 836 |
| #4 | r1k | 45% | 748 |
| #5 | Zero | 45% | 767 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1k | 87 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Zero | 67 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | reAl´Devil | 30 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | MagicEagle90 | 23 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | apoLLo | 15 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1k | +2.34 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | Toodels | +2.01 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | P8riQt | +0.97 | 16 | 65 |
| #4 | ☠☣BLEEK☣☠ | +0.85 | 38 | 66 |
| #5 | RvonA | -0.18 | 33 | 62 |





