








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3414 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3220 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3446 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,455 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Railgun | 46% | 63 |
| #2 | Gaabe1233 | 42% | 148 |
| #3 | NotaBear | 40% | 87 |
| #4 | TimelyCamera116 | 40% | 202 |
| #5 | liiaun1 | 38% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gaabe1233 | 42% | 148 |
| #3 | NotaBear | 40% | 87 |
| #4 | TimelyCamera116 | 40% | 202 |
| #5 | liiaun1 | 38% | 181 |
| #6 | Statecanvas2630 | 37% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotaBear | 21 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Statecanvas2630 | 19 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | liiaun1 | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Railgun | 14 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | TimelyCamera116 | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Statecanvas2630 | 762 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | liiaun1 | 455 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | TimelyCamera116 | 426 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Railgun | 239 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | NotaBear | 64 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liiaun1 | +5.04 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Railgun | +3.76 | 57 | 56 |
| #3 | NotaBear | +0.46 | 47 | 28 |
| #4 | Gaabe1233 | -0.70 | 33 | 20 |
| #5 | op1´13 | -0.91 | 28 | 52 |





