








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5762 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3913 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1866 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3471 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,490 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | op1´13 | 38% | 181 |
| #2 | TimelyCamera116 | 36% | 168 |
| #3 | NotaBear | 34% | 112 |
| #4 | Statecanvas2630 | 30% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | op1´13 | 38% | 181 |
| #2 | TimelyCamera116 | 36% | 168 |
| #3 | NotaBear | 34% | 112 |
| #4 | Statecanvas2630 | 30% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotaBear | 19 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Statecanvas2630 | 15 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | op1´13 | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | TimelyCamera116 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | op1´13 | 511 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Statecanvas2630 | 494 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | TimelyCamera116 | 315 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | NotaBear | 80 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liiaun1 | +2.73 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | NotaBear | -1.35 | 48 | 26 |
| #3 | op1´13 | -1.74 | 22 | 52 |
| #4 | TimelyCamera116 | -2.90 | 19 | 45 |
| #5 | Statecanvas2630 | -4.75 | 12 | 46 |





