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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 924 | 37% |
| Smokes | 857 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 639 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 83 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $438,525 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beef | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | airbusdriver321 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | OGSwanny | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | chekmanirov | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | misterkiem | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | OGSwanny | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | chekmanirov | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | misterkiem | 45% | 58 |
| #6 | GOREY | 38% | 61 |
| #7 | wildhacks | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beef | 10 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | GOREY | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | OGSwanny | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | chekmanirov | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | misterkiem | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGSwanny | 105 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | GOREY | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | chekmanirov | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | wildhacks | 65 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | misterkiem | 54 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beef | +9.21 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | OGSwanny | +1.16 | 41 | 67 |
| #3 | airbusdriver321 | +0.73 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | digilawls | -0.90 | 38 | 43 |
| #5 | misterkiem | -0.97 | 44 | 32 |





