








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2443 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2868 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5276 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3070 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,866,391 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spartan643 | 58% | 57 |
| #2 | Beef | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | Lightning | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | misterkiem | 44% | 91 |
| #5 | digilawls | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lightning | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | misterkiem | 44% | 91 |
| #5 | digilawls | 38% | 61 |
| #6 | OGSwanny | 38% | 85 |
| #7 | airbusdriver321 | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beef | 16 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | Lightning | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | OGSwanny | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Spartan643 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | digilawls | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGSwanny | 203 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lightning | 146 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Spartan643 | 116 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | digilawls | 111 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Beef | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beef | +11.25 | 92 | 56 |
| #2 | Spartan643 | +6.56 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | airbusdriver321 | +2.70 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | Lightning | +1.41 | 45 | 63 |
| #5 | OGSwanny | +0.58 | 35 | 60 |





