








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 555 | 19% |
| Smokes | 723 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 922 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 738 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,758 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M. | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | capri | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Skaru | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | boog | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | K.A.I.Z | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sipex <><]]! | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | boog | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | FD GoD | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Greentown | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | MystiQue | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MystiQue | 197 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Skaru | 134 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | FD GoD | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sipex <><]]! | 70 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Greentown | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FD GoD | +2.28 | 68 | 56 |
| #2 | HelteN | +1.42 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | MystiQue | +1.07 | 55 | 84 |
| #4 | Skaru | +0.16 | 52 | 74 |
| #5 | Greentown | -0.33 | 55 | 53 |





