








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2274 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2369 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3821 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2210 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,826,452 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr dracula | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | lukee | 56% | 155 |
| #3 | FlutE | 55% | 190 |
| #4 | seessuri | 54% | 136 |
| #5 | mnntrl | 54% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JumaltenjUmala | 53% | 73 |
| #7 | jakem0nn1 | 52% | 66 |
| #8 | ◉◡◉ҠҠHАNA_МÄӀЛЛЛ ◉◡◉ | 51% | 67 |
| #9 | Kevin Durak | 48% | 71 |
| #10 | NOTYYLII | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukee | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | FlutE | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | seessuri | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | JumaltenjUmala | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ◉◡◉ҠҠHАNA_МÄӀЛЛЛ ◉◡◉ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlutE | 632 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | lukee | 460 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | seessuri | 371 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | ◉◡◉ҠҠHАNA_МÄӀЛЛЛ ◉◡◉ | 313 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #5 | JumaltenjUmala | 209 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nlw | +2.60 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | lukee | +2.35 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | seessuri | +0.32 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | mnntrl | -0.40 | 53 | 58 |
| #5 | mr dracula | -0.63 | 57 | 52 |





