








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2150 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3845 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2467 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3164 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,702 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skari | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | jakem0nn1 | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 59% | 93 |
| #4 | seessuri | 58% | 76 |
| #5 | mnntrl | 57% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nlw | 56% | 155 |
| #7 | FlutE | 54% | 157 |
| #8 | kalevib | 53% | 15 |
| #9 | jamilele | 52% | 25 |
| #10 | Kevin Durak | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlutE | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | nlw | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Kevin Durak | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | JumaltenjUmala | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | seessuri | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlutE | 555 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | nlw | 313 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 290 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | seessuri | 196 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kevin Durak | 189 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nlw | +2.50 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | skari | +2.07 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | lukee | +1.97 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | seessuri | +0.17 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | jakem0nn1 | +0.09 | 53 | 53 |





