








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2841 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2131 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2434 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,349 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenKors | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | Greedo | 51% | 119 |
| #3 | PoRiMoRi | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | ropotin | 48% | 86 |
| #5 | nonkind | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Düfus Paelli | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Kyösti Kustaa | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | PoRiMoRi | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ropotin | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Ketamine Enthusiast | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Düfus Paelli | 444 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | ropotin | 373 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kyösti Kustaa | 349 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Greedo | 158 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Toumee | 92 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenKors | +1.17 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | ropotin | +0.97 | 50 | 56 |
| #3 | Kyösti Kustaa | +0.87 | 31 | 58 |
| #4 | Toumee | +0.82 | 72 | 77 |
| #5 | Kalamestari | +0.54 | 22 | 67 |





