








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2096 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1548 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1309 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,530 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenKors | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Greedo | 46% | 78 |
| #3 | ropotin | 43% | 92 |
| #4 | Kalamestari | 42% | 114 |
| #5 | Toumee | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kalamestari | 42% | 114 |
| #5 | Toumee | 41% | 22 |
| #6 | PoRiMoRi | 36% | 75 |
| #7 | Düfus Paelli | 36% | 210 |
| #8 | Ketamine Enthusiast | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Düfus Paelli | 18 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Kalamestari | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | PoRiMoRi | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Toumee | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | ropotin | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Düfus Paelli | 780 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kalamestari | 458 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | ropotin | 364 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ketamine Enthusiast | 140 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Greedo | 100 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenKors | +2.68 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Kyösti Kustaa | +1.04 | 30 | 58 |
| #3 | Toumee | +0.87 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | Kalamestari | +0.68 | 20 | 66 |
| #5 | Ketamine Enthusiast | +0.44 | 40 | 51 |





