








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1749 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,085,233 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7 | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | ♛ larsoN | 46% | 67 |
| #3 | proX | 46% | 50 |
| #4 | VNTA | 45% | 62 |
| #5 | |data| | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7 | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | ♛ larsoN | 46% | 67 |
| #3 | proX | 46% | 50 |
| #4 | VNTA | 45% | 62 |
| #5 | |data| | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |data| | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | VNTA | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | proX | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ♛ larsoN | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | 7 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |data| | 216 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | VNTA | 140 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | proX | 112 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♛ larsoN | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | 7 | 56 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proX | +0.78 | 60 | 63 |
| #2 | 7 | +0.37 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | |data| | +0.05 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | servus | -0.11 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | VNTA | -1.89 | 42 | 69 |





