








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1427 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2442 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3274 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2218 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,111 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proX | 53% | 45 |
| #2 | servus | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | |data| | 50% | 228 |
| #4 | ♛ larsoN | 49% | 200 |
| #5 | VNTA | 46% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | servus | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | |data| | 50% | 228 |
| #4 | ♛ larsoN | 49% | 200 |
| #5 | VNTA | 46% | 167 |
| #6 | RoSch | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |data| | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | VNTA | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | proX | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ♛ larsoN | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | servus | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |data| | 666 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | VNTA | 321 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | ♛ larsoN | 171 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | proX | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | RoSch | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proX | +1.20 | 60 | 64 |
| #2 | |data| | +1.04 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | 7 | +0.72 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | servus | +0.69 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | RoSch | -0.66 | 39 | 66 |





