








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5772 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4757 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4777 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3364 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,506 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 640 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | collins | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | kernsp3cht51 | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | gkgamers | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Hoffsen | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Nicolas Cage | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | collins | 778 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | gkgamers | 608 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | kernsp3cht51 | 287 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nicolas Cage | 229 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | suN0Leo | 219 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuNk | +2.70 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | kernsp3cht51 | +0.81 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | suN0Leo | +0.25 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | collins | +0.19 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | Nicolas Cage | -0.22 | 67 | 62 |





