








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3350 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5851 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5515 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4938 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,733,113 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lyqu | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | Razupaltuv | 56% | 98 |
| #3 | drox | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | Yai | 53% | 112 |
| #5 | Syntax | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sikk #Oligarch | 50% | 127 |
| #10 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 48% | 82 |
| #11 | EuleAxt2553 | 44% | 48 |
| #12 | w00lly | 43% | 56 |
| #13 | fred | 30% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NSK | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | drox | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Yai | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Sikk #Oligarch | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Razupaltuv | 7 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 395 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | NSK | 296 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Syntax | 286 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | Yai | 267 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Sikk #Oligarch | 239 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syntax | +1.55 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | lyqu | +1.53 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | drox | +1.35 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | SK | LL3r 少年 | +1.11 | 53 | 73 |
| #5 | erikssón | +1.10 | 68 | 71 |





