








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 49 | 11% |
| Smokes | 142 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 185 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 86 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,750 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kru3geR | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Knalsigaar | 29% | 24 |
| #3 | Elmo | 27% | 22 |
| #4 | .|. SinepeM | 11% | 9 |
| #5 | YoshY | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knalsigaar | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Elmo | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | .|. SinepeM | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knalsigaar | +3.25 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | YoshY | +2.76 | 33 | 34 |
| #3 | Kru3geR | -0.49 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | .|. SinepeM | -1.17 | 30 | 71 |
| #5 | Elmo | -2.07 | 62 | 58 |





