








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 966 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1040 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 762 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 722 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,804 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrailstaRTX | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Spacepilot99 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Doof | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | samskiadamski | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | DiNozzoHarris | 52% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | MoDCore | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | bad at game | 42% | 12 |
| #10 | ddarkeh | 40% | 5 |
| #11 | huwgomez | 33% | 33 |
| #12 | DuckofQuacks | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiNozzoHarris | 11 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | samskiadamski | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | MoDCore | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | bad at game | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Ramoslamo | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiNozzoHarris | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | MoDCore | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | samskiadamski | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | huwgomez | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Phreeker | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joif | +3.81 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | ddarkeh | +0.22 | 83 | 42 |
| #3 | Ramoslamo | -0.48 | 75 | 52 |
| #4 | DiNozzoHarris | -0.71 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | TrailstaRTX | -0.99 | 58 | 59 |





