








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2679 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2484 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1469 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2654 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,143 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ramoslamo | 38% | 29 |
| #8 | MoDCore | 38% | 53 |
| #9 | Joif | 33% | 33 |
| #10 | DiNozzoHarris | 31% | 45 |
| #11 | samskiadamski | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiNozzoHarris | 11 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Ryu.Sco | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | MoDCore | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | samskiadamski | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Joif | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joif | 134 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | MoDCore | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Osian. | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ryu.Sco | 78 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ramoslamo | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joif | +4.10 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | Halfers | +4.02 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | Ryu.Sco | +1.88 | 42 | 45 |
| #4 | Ramoslamo | +1.35 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | DiNozzoHarris | +0.69 | 70 | 46 |





