








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3815 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4343 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4067 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5059 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,587 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyomis | 60% | 81 |
| #2 | Juugel | 60% | 96 |
| #3 | Kodeka | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Sch | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | ODSMO | 55% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyomis | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Pipsa Possu | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | lvvkw | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Jönez | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ODSMO | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODSMO | 558 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Juugel | 298 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | 6WeedBlazin'6BlackCaucasian6 | 218 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pipsa Possu | 186 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | lvvkw | 162 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyomis | +1.86 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | Juugel | +1.62 | 58 | 75 |
| #3 | Karpaasi | +1.53 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Jönez | +1.52 | 64 | 52 |
| #5 | 6WeedBlazin'6BlackCaucasian6 | +1.41 | 76 | 75 |





