








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2113 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2167 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2548 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1702 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,332 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | femmarZ | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Lyomis | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | 6WeedBlazin'6BlackCaucasian6 | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | Eme the Dog | 60% | 96 |
| #5 | ODSMO | 60% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyomis | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Sippo.P | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Istuu | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Eme the Dog | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | femmarZ | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kodeka | +1.88 | 31 | 64 |
| #2 | Juugel | +1.83 | 57 | 77 |
| #3 | Lyomis | +1.74 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | 6WeedBlazin'6BlackCaucasian6 | +1.66 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | ODSMO | +1.31 | 68 | 83 |





