








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1112 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1330 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1209 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 600 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,084 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awé | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | omagad | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Childs play | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | bhounz | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | chokbar de bz | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | omagad | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Childs play | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | bhounz | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | chokbar de bz | 47% | 30 |
| #6 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chokbar de bz | 9 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Childs play | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | omagad | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chokbar de bz | 121 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Childs play | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | bhounz | 112 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | omagad | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chokbar de bz | +1.76 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | bhounz | +0.94 | 57 | 58 |
| #3 | Childs play | +0.30 | 49 | 58 |
| #4 | omagad | +0.16 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | NOOT NOOT MF | -0.55 | 56 | 63 |





