








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 452 | 23% |
| Smokes | 566 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 395 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 524 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,150 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAp | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | REPLIX | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | beshkiiiii | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | HER3SSS | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Ice | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | HER3SSS | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Ice | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | Rogeiro #H1Z1 | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | hOudini*-) , daix | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | themostdope | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOudini*-) , daix | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | bAp | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | themostdope | 116 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | hOudini*-) , daix | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rogeiro #H1Z1 | 62 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | bAp | 28 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | REPLIX | 20 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAp | +5.43 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | REPLIX | +1.34 | 58 | 69 |
| #3 | hOudini*-) , daix | +1.21 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | sb. | +1.20 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | Ice | -0.06 | 71 | 68 |





