








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 221 | 29% |
| Smokes | 241 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 126 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 184 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,258 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swgii | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | iG+ | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | The Mighty Zwano | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | simonbratislav. | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | πΈπβ | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | simonbratislav. | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | πΈπβ | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Lp! | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | REPLIX | 29% | 7 |
| #8 | MYLLE | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lp! | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lp! | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | REPLIX | 26 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | πΈπβ | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | iG+ | 20 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | simonbratislav. | 16 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swgii | +2.47 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | Lp! | +1.44 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | πΈπβ | +0.98 | 70 | 76 |
| #4 | simonbratislav. | +0.82 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | The Mighty Zwano | -0.32 | 80 | 67 |





