








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2187 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2918 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2973 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1581 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $417,234 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 53% | 111 |
| #2 | alecu | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | Stefan | 49% | 137 |
| #4 | Kill Bill | 48% | 137 |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 46% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 46% | 131 |
| #6 | Criso | 44% | 27 |
| #7 | DIZ! | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | rary | 39% | 18 |
| #9 | HERSHE- | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Stefan | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Kill Bill | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | alecu | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 396 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kill Bill | 367 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | alecu | 335 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Stefan | 300 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 215 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | +3.08 | 64 | 75 |
| #2 | HERSHE- | +1.67 | 71 | 80 |
| #3 | M1ke | +0.63 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Criso | -0.08 | 54 | 68 |
| #5 | StronGer | -0.20 | 54 | 66 |





