








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1408 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1472 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1086 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 659 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,955 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DIZ! | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | PRAJITORUL | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Kill Bill | 55% | 51 |
| #4 | alecu | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Stefan | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | alecu | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Stefan | 49% | 57 |
| #6 | M1ke | 46% | 48 |
| #7 | StronGer | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | Cataboo | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Stefan | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | StronGer | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Kill Bill | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | DIZ! | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 171 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Stefan | 127 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kill Bill | 102 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | StronGer | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | DIZ! | 46 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | +2.48 | 61 | 75 |
| #2 | Criso | +0.46 | 48 | 67 |
| #3 | DIZ! | +0.22 | 43 | 74 |
| #4 | PRAJITORUL | -0.22 | 58 | 52 |
| #5 | Stefan | -0.35 | 60 | 71 |





