








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1702 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1580 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1517 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1001 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,006 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | StronGer | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | M1ke | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | Stefan | 51% | 87 |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 45% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | StronGer | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | M1ke | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | Stefan | 51% | 87 |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 45% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StronGer | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Stefan | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Kill Bill | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PRAJITORUL | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | M1ke | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | 220 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | StronGer | 204 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | M1ke | 201 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Stefan | 178 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | +3.02 | 57 | 75 |
| #2 | M1ke | +1.33 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | StronGer | -0.14 | 55 | 68 |
| #4 | Stefan | -0.33 | 62 | 71 |
| #5 | alecu | -0.60 | 63 | 59 |





