








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Faceit | 393 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13384 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10001 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 13136 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 11500 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $796,058 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alecu | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | Stefan | 51% | 584 |
| #3 | PRAJITORUL | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | StronGer | 48% | 137 |
| #5 | M1ke | 48% | 360 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alecu | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | Stefan | 51% | 584 |
| #3 | PRAJITORUL | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | StronGer | 48% | 137 |
| #5 | M1ke | 48% | 360 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 26 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Stefan | 24 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | StronGer | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PRAJITORUL | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | alecu | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 1447 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | Stefan | 1217 | 0.10 | 32 min |
| #3 | alecu | 267 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | StronGer | 230 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | PRAJITORUL | 191 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kill Bill | +1.85 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | M1ke | +0.02 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | StronGer | -0.77 | 53 | 68 |
| #4 | Stefan | -1.05 | 58 | 69 |
| #5 | alecu | -1.18 | 63 | 61 |





