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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1427 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2013 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2203 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2045 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,925 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Monkey D Six | 42% | 26 |
| #13 | TR4PST3R | 42% | 19 |
| #14 | BigPapiJones | 40% | 15 |
| #15 | AyJay | 38% | 16 |
| #16 | Silence | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkey D Six | 6 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | SniiiX | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ice | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ✪ YaYa ✪ | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Wil3x | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wil3x | +3.45 | 67 | 40 |
| #2 | fr0st | +2.16 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | TR4PST3R | +1.59 | 60 | 79 |
| #4 | ✪ YaYa ✪ | +0.43 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | ice | +0.29 | 71 | 49 |





