








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1579 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2880 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1744 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1973 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,802,184 of utility $300 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AyJay | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | kRONENNN ;. | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | fr0st | 58% | 65 |
| #4 | PENTA xSm1Le | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Silence | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fr0st | 58% | 65 |
| #4 | PENTA xSm1Le | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Silence | 54% | 71 |
| #6 | knoctxez | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | ☯¥oﯼhiКiℓℓer✰ | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silence | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | fr0st | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | kRONENNN ;. | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st | 118 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | AyJay | 112 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Silence | 94 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | PENTA xSm1Le | 80 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | kRONENNN ;. | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wil3x | +1.42 | 65 | 59 |
| #2 | fr0st | +0.97 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | PENTA xSm1Le | -0.49 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | AyJay | -0.83 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | knoctxez | -1.17 | 40 | 80 |





